Freebie Lyrics for Aspiring Rappers

As part of their ongoing effort towards the betterment of the community at large, the Partygoers – the finest white rappers since 3rd Bass – have made available the following lyrics to any aspiring MCs who wish to use them. More lyrics coming soon.


Busy like Matlock’s got cases on the docket
Twistin’ up my nipples like Sprockets
Chafed like Sammy’s empty eye socket
And fresh like the suits of Tubbs and Crockett.


Let’s walk while we talk about the Upperdecker phenomenon
Sweepin’ across the nation like the bunny goes on and on
It’s stupid like Charley from “Flowers for Algernon”
And sick like the shit from a wooly crested mastadon.

August 14, 2011

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