Goals

In addition to their stated mission of spreading goodwill through the spontaneous visitation of social gatherings and celebrations, the Partygoers are striving to achieve the following ten goals:

1. Post group photo on wall of New Star Ell liquor store (achieved 4/98).
2. Receive letter from San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown addressed “Dear Partygoers…” (pending).
3. Make local television debut on SF public access channel 29 (achieved 1/00).
4. Perform “Quiet: Work in Progress” at San Francisco’s famed Fisherman’s Wharf (pending).
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6. classified (achieved 1/01)
7. Launch World Wide Web debut of ThePartygoers.com (achieved 1/02).
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10. Peacefully take over Belize, establish benevolent dictatorship (pending).

[written circa 1998]

July 28, 2011

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