Category archives: Partygoers Classics

History of the Partygoers: Chapter 2

In their early days, the Partygoers were such a sensation that top scholars and journalists battled over the honor of becoming their official biographer. Eventually, they selected an up-and-coming young writer named Paul Linton Hart for the job. Before he… continue reading »

Freebie Lyrics for Aspiring Rappers

As part of their ongoing effort towards the betterment of the community at large, the Partygoers – the finest white rappers since 3rd Bass – have made available the following lyrics to any aspiring MCs who wish to use them.… continue reading »

Guess What’s In Steve’s Cupboard!

Once again it’s time to Guess What’s in Steve’s Cupboard. Take a look at the picture below, say your answer out loud and click Continue Reading to see if your intuition was correct. Winners will receive a $25 gift certificate… continue reading »

History of the Partygoers: Chapter 1

In their early days, the Partygoers were such a sensation that top scholars and journalists battled over the honor of becoming their official biographer. Eventually, they selected an up-and-coming young writer named Paul Linton Hart for the job. Before he… continue reading »

Freebie Lyrics for Aspiring Rappers

As part of their ongoing effort towards the betterment of the community at large, the Partygoers – the finest white rappers since 3rd Bass – have made available the following lyrics to any aspiring MCs who wish to use them.… continue reading »

Guess What’s in Steve’s Cupboard!

One of the many delightful features of the Partygoers’ original website was an interactive game that gave participants an unprecedented behind-the-scenes look at the glamorous life of a Goer by examining the contents of the cupboard in Steve Partygoer’s very… continue reading »

History of the Partygoers: Prologue

In their early days, the Partygoers were such a sensation that top scholars and journalists battled over the honor of becoming their official biographer. Eventually, they selected an up-and-coming young writer named Paul Linton Hart for the job. Before he… continue reading »

Random Thoughts, Part 1

The Partygoers are pleased to present this collection of visionary thoughts, terms, and ideas – ready for your use at any social gathering. “Pre-enactment” – a dramatic re-enactment of something that’s about to happen. “All ladies love Dabney Coleman” –… continue reading »

The Bench

One of the most iconic locations in all Partygoerdom is The Bench, a legendary spot in Alamo Square where the Goers traditionally gather before pounding the pavement. In early 2001, the people of San Francisco were kind enough to officially… continue reading »

Press Release: 4/3/2003

**Urgent! The Party Spirit of San Francisco is Dangerously Low** The Partygoers Announce Emergency “Spring into Action!” Campaign to Heal the City San Francisco – April 3, 2003 – The Partygoers, San Francisco’s premier party visitating visionaries, announced today that… continue reading »

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